- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so punny.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

i'm hard

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

roses are red poo is poo

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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