- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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