why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

ur gey

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

thumb_up thumb_down -32

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops