- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Dwarf Shortage

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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