A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Your big dick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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