- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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