- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Gay rights.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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