- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Knock knock.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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