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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.