- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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