Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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