- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A penis walks into a bar..

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??