how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

You are joking right?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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