- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

how man

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??