- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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