- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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