- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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