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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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