Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

autistic kids rock

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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