- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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