- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Death by kayak

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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