- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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