- Anti Joke

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A house comes around the corner.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer