- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Jesus Christ

Yellow People !!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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