Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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