- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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