a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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The child was fired from his job.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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