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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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