I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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i saw amango it splootered

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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