It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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