Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Jesus Christ

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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