What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Anti Joke

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