If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...