Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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