So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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