- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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