- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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