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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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