- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why do fat people commit suicide

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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