- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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