- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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