- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Gay rights.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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