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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

woman's lacrosse

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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