What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Potassium? K.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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