- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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