- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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