Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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