A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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