- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

The child was fired from his job.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

If you have a stroke, call 000

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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