- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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