- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whose your daddy? Not me

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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