- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

what did one computer say to the other .........

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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