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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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