What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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No it doesnt..

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Anti Joke

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