- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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