Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

The word "Walter" is never funny.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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