What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Chuck Norris.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What does greg and Ian have in common?

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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