What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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