Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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