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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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