- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

you will like this because i am black.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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