When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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