- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

123 f*ck off

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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