Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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