Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's just not right? Left

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