- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

TRICERATOPS!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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