- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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